re: gingerbread house
mr. blogspot asked me a random question today.
"what would you wear for camoflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?"
easy. gingerbread. i would wear my gingerbread suit.
then i started getting nervous. is this a trick question? i should have said dark khaki... or brown cordouroy! and i have a couple of questions, myself, mr. blogspot...
i need to rethink this and start from the top.
ok. i know that i am hiding. and i know where i am.
first, i thought this gingerbread house must belong to the person/monster/witch that i am hiding from. but that wouldn't give me nearly enough time to plan an outfit! and if this were the case- i would probably just get the fu*k out of this creepy house and run as fast as i can through the (most likely) haunted forest.
so, then i think this has to be my gingerbread house. if i were to hide, the safest bet would be to go home and lock the doors and call the police.
shame on me for making a house out of gingerbread.
that was my first mistake. and i assume that since i was so smart as to make my home out of gingerbread- i probably didn't think too hard about having important things like phones or locks or alarms. especially since i am going around pissing off people/monsters/witches. who, might i add, could either eat through my walls and find me and my gingerbread suit hiding in the corner, or just pick up a rock and crumble that cookie. and let's not even think about inclement weather...
so this is what i have decided to do.
me and my gingerbread suit are going to sit on my crumby porch and wait for this person/monster/witch. when they arrive i am going to apologize for what i have done. i am sorry. please forgive me. i have lost my mind and cannot be held responsible for my actions. look at what i have done. i have made myself a gingerbread house. what i did was very wrong and you should take me to the police.
and me and this person/monster/witch will go to the police and i will promptly be arrested and sent to the nearest institution. me and my gingerbread suit will not be bothering you anymore.
goodbye, gingerbread house.
"what would you wear for camoflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?"
easy. gingerbread. i would wear my gingerbread suit.
then i started getting nervous. is this a trick question? i should have said dark khaki... or brown cordouroy! and i have a couple of questions, myself, mr. blogspot...
i need to rethink this and start from the top.
ok. i know that i am hiding. and i know where i am.
first, i thought this gingerbread house must belong to the person/monster/witch that i am hiding from. but that wouldn't give me nearly enough time to plan an outfit! and if this were the case- i would probably just get the fu*k out of this creepy house and run as fast as i can through the (most likely) haunted forest.
so, then i think this has to be my gingerbread house. if i were to hide, the safest bet would be to go home and lock the doors and call the police.
shame on me for making a house out of gingerbread.
that was my first mistake. and i assume that since i was so smart as to make my home out of gingerbread- i probably didn't think too hard about having important things like phones or locks or alarms. especially since i am going around pissing off people/monsters/witches. who, might i add, could either eat through my walls and find me and my gingerbread suit hiding in the corner, or just pick up a rock and crumble that cookie. and let's not even think about inclement weather...
so this is what i have decided to do.
me and my gingerbread suit are going to sit on my crumby porch and wait for this person/monster/witch. when they arrive i am going to apologize for what i have done. i am sorry. please forgive me. i have lost my mind and cannot be held responsible for my actions. look at what i have done. i have made myself a gingerbread house. what i did was very wrong and you should take me to the police.
and me and this person/monster/witch will go to the police and i will promptly be arrested and sent to the nearest institution. me and my gingerbread suit will not be bothering you anymore.
goodbye, gingerbread house.
posted by zoë at 7:06 AM
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